585) Bugs splat against your rear window

586) You install a sunroof....but only so you can hoist a mast and sail through it on windy days

587) You dream about not pitting for fuel at a Nascar race - but it's a 10 hour dream

588) You think that 2500 RPMs is red-lining

589) You wash your car more often than you fill it with gas.

590) You refill your wiper fluid more often than you fill your car with gas.