Ok,

I'm a Unitarian:

• God is one versus the trinitarian heresy
• Jesus was an inspired teacher
• Where do Unitarians go after death? The Peace Corp.
• Arguing with Unitarians is like wrestling a pig. Soon you realize the pig likes it.
• When someone sneezes, Unitarians say, "Oooh, ick! Get away! Germs!"
• We live by the 10 suggestions.
• Bible study, requires bringing your own Bible and scissors.
• "If we were the kind of people who followed directions we wouldn't be Unitarians."
• Unitarian hell, 'a place where no one will disagree with you ever again!'
• Universalists think that God is too good to send them to hell. Unitarians think that they are too good for God to send them to hell.
• One kid stands up and says "This is a coffeepot and I am a Unitarian".
• A Unitarian is just a Quaker with Attention Deficit Disorder.
• A <insert conservative church minister> had a recently deceased Unitarian and asked his Bishop what to do. The reply was, "Bury all the Unitarians you want!"
• Unitarian Universalism - Where all your answers are questioned!

Most of these were shamelessly copied or adapted from:

http://stoney.sb.org/uujokes.html

Bob Wilson

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