696) You need to have your brake rotors turned due to rust buildup.

697) You switch to metric (L/100km) just to see if you are really not using any gas.

698) You start to think that a Harley is a gas Hog.

699) The white Aptera and your Bro in Laws black Porsche with a whale tail both appeal to you a lot - in an Angel/Devil sort of way.

700) Your 2008 tax rebate check comes through and should pay for gas for the next year or two.

701) You realize that your homes heating and cooling energy use is the next thing you need to cut in half.