I thought it was pretty funny actually, but then again I have a very quirky sense of humor to begin with. I too have been stunned by my ability to keep up my average fuel efficiency even in heavy traffic thanks to what I've learned here. The freeways in Phoenix are known for being quite slow during bad traffic times but I've still had days where I averaged maybe 20mph for 3-4 miles and was still able to maintain 45mpg or so according to my ScanGauge, mainly by basically doing pulse & glide whenever possible within my small amount of space in the traffic jam. It's amazing how long you can coast when you're only doing 10-15mph to begin with!