Better be careful Tim, we don't want them stumbeling upon this thread in the middle of the night in a drunken bender and mis-read this. Reporters tend to believe anything they read or hear out of context.

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Hybrid drivers come in 3 flavors, greenie, techie and cheapie. Pick any 2.
2005 Prius, Melinium Silver over gray, package 5 (AI)