Originally Posted by coyote

"Step right up folks! Git yer Hummer Hybrid Hemi Horsepower Hog, the new H5! Triple the horsepower and only half the MPG! And knock the crap out of that dorky enviro-techno-geek hyper-freaking-miler while you're at it with our new monster-thumper 24 inch rims and super-baja knobby tires..."

<sigh>