Hot_Georgia you should be proud silly; there are hundreds of us here that would give limb (just not gas foot) to be where you are MPG-wise. Besides, the way I see it is this:

HG uses exclusively turtle-paced commute to work.
HG consistently gets to work late.
HG gets in trouble with big cheese, gets the pink slip.
HG can't make payments of next-gen hybrids circa 2010, has to settle for a now-obsolete Suburban, which costs more to fill than it does to purchase now that a barrel of oil costs more than his mortgage.
HG considers mid-6s good, instead of mid 60s bad.

Those like you at the top are an inspiration to all the rest of us looking to do our part!