Dean, that is funny you mention that. I just bought her diamond earrings when our second child arrived, so it's too late for that
Jeff, c'mon, that is rolling over and playing dead. based on your username, you gotta show some - lol. Actually, AC shouldn't be the problem, we are heading north. Its the speed thing (or lack of it). The freak thing might work. "Hey I'm a freak. You are stuck with me. deal."
... somehow I have to get her excited (read: obsessed) about the mileage thing too.