-That's true, all the OnStar subscribers have reported small microchips implanted into the base of their necks, and shifty looking vans parked in front of their houses. Furthermore, Progressive customers that were allowed to try this program reported an increase in alien probing...

-Just kidding. But more to the point, my vehicles position on the 101W at 5 in the morning is fairly irrelevent.

-ACLU "Protecting the rights of terrorists since 9/11."