48 You have to go online to find some who gives a crap or shares your excitement.
49 If nobody is behind you, you will coast to a red light 3 blocks away knowing it will turn green before you get to it.

50 During autostop you turnoff your fan and radio so you can savor the silence, especially if a newbie is in the car.
51You park on the 3rd floor instead of the 10th floor at work.
52 You injure your neck looking for cops as you roll through stop signs.

53 You turn right instead of stopping.
54 You don’t pull into parking lots since parking on the street saves your MPG.
55 You curve your front license plate to reduce drag.

56 You take the long route if it is on the freeway.
57 You walk to the store for the first time in your life.
58 You take your wife’s SUV for the short trips.

59 You never fill up the gas tank over half full, so the car is lighter.
60 You remove the never-used rear headrests so the car is lighter.
61 You install a $1000 automatic garage door opener to save idle time from lifting the door by hand.

Need fewer troops to support.
Drive a hybrid.
Best tank 71.65 MPG.

Before this car I spent two years learning hypermiling on my 2004 HCH1.