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Old 12-16-2005, 08:54 PM
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Real Name: AL
Location: Northwest Florida
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Default A HONDA Gas Joke

A guy goes to the doctor complaining that every time he passes gas, instead of the usual sound, out comes
"H O N D A"!!!!!. The doctor checks him over but finds nothing wrong. He then goes to a gastric specialist who listens to his story about whenever he passes gas, the sound that comes out is a loud 'H O N D A' !!!! . This doctor also finds nothing.

While walking out he sees a dentist office across the street, and figures he'll try him also. He tells the dentist about how every time he passes gas, the sound that comes out is a loud "H O N D A"!!. The dentist checks his teeth and finds a cavity. He puts in a filling and tells the man he's cured and sends him on his way.

What's the moral of the story?
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...............abcess makes the fart go Honda.

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'00 Insight "Wazabi" -75,000+ miles
'03 Toyota Matrix - 81,000+ miles
'03 HCH-CVT-OSBM-41,000+ miles (retired 04-10-06)
"I'm very secure with my little Insight, no Prius envy here."



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