In Chicago, Jesus prefers public transportation. I've seen him waiting for the bus and the el, usually on the north side. Most of the time he's in a white robe but occasionally in a purple one. He always carries a cross.

Here are some links of other Chicagoan's Jesus sightings and a really good pic:

http://kjo84.typepad.com/cta_tattler...rides_the.html

http://www.ubersite.com/m/39772

http://www.america24-7.com/images/na...-RAD62-143.jpg
REQUIRED CREDIT: (c) 2003 Robert A. Davis/Chicago Sun-Times from America 24/7.

"I learned when I was young that the only true life I had was the life of my brain. But if it’s true that the only real life I have is the life of my brain, what sense does it make to hand over that brain to somebody for 8 hours a day for their particular use on a presumption that at the end of the day they will give it back in an unmutilated condition? Fat chance."
-Utah Phillips, adapted from his friend Frying Pan Jack