Haha, LakeDude. That was great
My worst? Hm... I've only had 3 years of driving experience. I had a couple irritating experiences... I scraped the hubcaps of my Prius on two separate occasions! Erg... the first I was trying to make a U-turn in a 2-lane road (both ways). The other I was backing into a parking space from an odd angle. Crrrrrunch!
Probably my worst, though, was simple psychology. I was headed to temple in a suit and tie on a 90-degree day less than a week after I started driving. I stop the car, try to turn the key to get it out (this is my old car) and it won't come out! "Odd," I think... So I try again. Turn.... pull. Nothing!
I call my mom up on my cellphone. "Hey, mom! What's wrong with this car? I can't get the key out!"
"Hm," she says. "Did you put it in Park?"