Worst continued....

"it was a tree......and it couldn't have done any damage because it was a small tree."

Stupidest:

Winter time lock keys in truck with it running. Call locksmith to get me back in. The locksmith takes an hour and the whole time the truck is running and I'm freezing outside in the cold. Just as the locksmith clicks the door open, I realize that in my wallet is a plastic credit card key that would have opened the door.