Hamlet. Definitely Hamlet

Alas, poor GM! I knew him, GreenHybrid: an auto company
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: GM hath
borne me on his driver's seat a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those giant gas-guzzling V8's that I have driven I know
not how oft. Where be your hybrids now? your
quality? your reliability? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my shareholder's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.