96) Not only have you read the other 95 reasons you're a real hybrid owner, but you also posted more then 5.
97) You'd rather be late to work then sit in traffic.
98) You get mad at other drivers because they cut in front of you in stand still traffic because you refuse to move until the car in front of you is half a mile away.
99) You won't get off the brake until you know you can reach ten miles an hour so you can autostop again next time you hit the brake.
100) 6 months later and you still get mad when you only get 50mpg.
101) You enjoy getting your hybrid serviced because when you go to the dealer, your hybrid is the only hybrid in the lot and you answer more questions about it then the dealer does.
102) You make fun of VW tdi's when you pass them.



And a t-shirt is a great idea. but only if i get royalties. (just kidding)

My Hybrid

2004 Civic w/ CVT
Magnesium Metallic
my commute 53 miles each way