My wife found out what color my new car was when she saw it at home. That also happened to be the first hint she got that I was even THINKING about a new car. Two months later, she actually got to ride in it. Oh, and she'll never drive it. Original poster - take your balls out of the jar on the shelf, put them back on, and go get your red car.

Replaced my poor, beloved 2005 with a 2007 when a tree fell on it.