gang

i believe finding ways to improve our mpg is a good thing. But when we start spending money like this to do so, it starts to appear less than stellar. I have some ideas of my own to milk as much mileage as possible.



1) get a friend to use a tow truck to wheel your hybrid around, therefore netting 1,2343,370MPG on average (minus the tow truck charge)

2) drive off a 2 mile high cliff , then calculate the hospital costs and vehilce write off costs vs the free 2 miles using no gas.

3) make rigged bets with friends , so that when they lose, they are obligated to push your hybrid around town for one full year.

4) go get a stage set up from Hollywood to make it look like scenery is going by when you are sitting in the hybrid, thus getting unlimited mileage. The trick there is to get as realistic scenery as possible to make the experience worthwhile.

5) get a camcorder and tape record someone else driving their hybrid and superimpose your face on the driver, thus netting unlimited mileage driving the hybrid.

6)my favorite, get a rope and 'hogtie' the car in front of you while you are driving, then shut off your engine. The only drawback is that you are almost assured to go where they are. To defeat this, go to the FBI , and secure 'wiretaps' on people so that you know which person is going to the store when you want to, then rope that specific car.

hope this helps