07-21-2006, 09:04 PM
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Ridiculously Active Enthusiast
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Real Name: John
Location: Colorado
Hybrids: 2006 Honda Civic Hybrid, 2007 Toyota Highlander Hybrid
Posts: 709
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Re: More CNW Marketing . . . .
I was just checking out this joke of a website by CNW Marketing Research.
These are all excerpts from their FAQ.
http://www.cnwmr.com/frequentquestions/
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I'd like to come by and see your operation.
Nope. Our various operations -- call centers, data center, field offices -- are off limits. There's nothing to see and visits are disruptive to getting real work done.
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Who pays for your studies?
CNW M/R performs syndicated studies. That doesn't mean the mob is involved, only that we perform the study and then pray someone cares about the information we've learned. This protects you from seeing information that is skewed toward a particular point of view or company or product.
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and my favorite
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Why don't you do business in Alabama?
We recognize 49 states and the District of Columbia. We do not accept business from Alabama. It'll take more than one beer for any further details.
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Bob is also from Alabama. Coincidence? I think NOT!!!
Edit: I should also disclose that I was born in Alabama.
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