I remember an old Saturday Night Live skit. Chevy Chase is sitting in the driver's seat and all these bells and whistles goes off. He closes the door one shuts off, puts on his seatbelt and another shuts off. He keeps doing little things like that and pretty soon there's one buzzer going off. He looks around and scratches his head. He then looks down, zips up his zipper and the last buzzer turns off.