I ended up settling for 5W-20 Mobil 1 - I got a case of 6 at a local Meijer store for about $34.

I tried Wal-Mart (which I also HATE), but they only had 2 quarts of the 0W-20.

I had my car into the dealer to get the headlight aim adjusted (still post-bambi adjustments), and they would only charge for labor and the filter if I brought my own oil.

All told, it ended up being about a $57 oil change.

I might have to look into doing my own oil changes when the weather is decent! That just seems like too much.