It's fairly easy to figure out why no Priuses are stolen.....
1. Car thieves make their money from Chop Shops, where usable and sellable parts are taken off the stolen cars and sold into the black market. If there are no black market customers for the spare parts of a given vehicle, then there are no Chop Shops for that vehicle. I'm PRETTY SURE it's safe to say that their are no Prius Chop Shops in the USA.
2. Another way they make money is taking the stolen car to Mexico or Canada and selling it. With a "normal car" that is fine, because they can be serviced just about anywhere. Again, with Priuses, they can (for the most part in the USA) only be serviced by Toyota Prius trained shops, and my guess is again that there are none of these in Mexico.
So with the two major ways of making money on a Prius out the window, there is only one other option, and I can see the headlines now:
"Nerdy Teens Take Prius For Joyride - Try to Hit 120 MPG"
