Re: Does this happen to you?
Here's the typical conversation with a luddite:
"Hybrids are expensive."
Yes, compared to the Hyundai Accent, they are. Do you drive a Hyundai Accent?
"Heck no! I drive a (insert generic $30,000 sedan/SUV here)."
Well, then, my $21,000 Civic Hybrid is actually inexpensive, isn't it?
"Sure, if you want an econobox with no creature comforts! Does it even have air conditioning?"
Yes, with auto climate control.
"Okay, but I have power windows, and a six-speaker stereo, and GPS."
So do I.
"But you don't get side curtain airbags on a hybrid."
Sure I do.
"How about power folding rear seats and an auto-dimming rear view mirror?"
No, the Civic doesn't have those.
"See! I told you hybrids suck! Plus they don't get the mpg they claim to!"
My lifetime average is just under 47 mpg.
"Yeah, right .... like you don't inflate your mpg claims just to impress people."
Actually, it's what my car's computer calculates. It displays mpg to the tenth of a mile right on the dashboard readout.
"Oh, you can't trust those things. They're notoriously inaccurate. I do all my calculations by hand and list them on a custom spreadsheet program. It shows that my (generic $30,000 sedan/SUV) gets 30 mpg."
Really? That's funny, because the EPA says that car only gets 17/22 mpg.
"What do they know? I really did get 30 mpg ..... once ..... on a highway trip with a strong tailwind. So, see, it is possible!"
Certainly. I once got 60 mpg on a highway trip. But I give the honest average of 47.
"Whatever .... I'm just saying that hybrids aren't as great as everyone says. Plus, they never pay back the extra cost with the gas savings."
Sure they do. The Civic Hybrid cost me $3,000 more than the identical standard Civic. It came with a $2,100 income tax credit, and it saves me $60/month in gasoline. Payback period is less than two years.
"Well, that's all theory. If you would have put that $21,000 into this high-risk mutual fund paying 40%, it would have made all your car payments, plus left you with a bunch of cash!"
Really? Is that what you did?
"Me? Uh, no, I don't have any money in that fund. I just read about it yesterday on the internet."
Oh, too bad. Well, did you pay cash for your (generic $30,000 sedan/SUV)?
"Heck no! I took the cheap 3.9999% financing so I could let my money work for ME!"
Yeah, I did the same. I put ZERO down, took Honda's 2.9% financing, and left the $21,000 in my money market account at 4.1%. So, Honda's paying ME 1.2% just to drive their car. It's great!
"Uh, yeah ..... whatever. I just hope that hybrid doesn't leave you stranded somewhere when the battery finally fails."
No worry there. The Civic Hybrid will run with or without the battery. Anyway, Honda and Toyota have been selling hybrids for a decade now. The 'battery-failure' scare never came true. That's why you get an 8-10 year warranty on the batteries.
"Well, I'm just saying that hybrids aren't going to solve all the world's energy problems."
True. They're just a step in the right direction. In fact, Honda knows this, and is about to release a new hydrogen fuel cell vehicle this summer. Zero gasoline, zero emmissions.
"Oh! Don't get me started on those kooky things! First of all, they'll never work. Second, they explode in an accident. Third .................."
And so it goes. Eventually, you realize that engaging in such conversations is like trying to teach a chimpanzee to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the chimp.
Forget the primates, and keep on truckin'!
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Last edited by 1stpik; 01-11-2008 at 06:20 AM.
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