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Originally Posted by jahwerx
She drives less than 10 miles and TANKS the mileage. Was she drag racing Pruises in the parking lot??
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LOL! I have long suspected my wife does the following when she drives my car:
- Enter car, turn on A/C, turn off Econ
- Let car idle for 5 minutes to 'warm up'
- Drive to gas station, deflate tires to 20 psi
- Drive to rock quary, put 200 lbs gravel in the trunk
- Stop at Starbucks - idle for 15 minutes in the drive through
- Street race in an all uphill course
- Find a freeway, drive 85 (whether a highway was on her way or not)
- Run whatever errand she needed to that apparantly required
my car instead of hers
- Remove gravel, re-inflate tires, return car to garage
