LOL!!! It's nothing but cliches!
And what about Hybrid SUV owners?
Let's see:
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Originally Posted by MSN
The car: A Toyota Prius or any other hybrid
What the car says about its owner: You guessed it: The person behind the wheel of a Prius chose an environmentally-friendly car because that cause is meaningful to him or her.
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*Snort* As I said before, while I enjoy saving the environment, it was a very minimal reason that I got a hybrid. Techie and Cheapie, Greenie was barely on the radar.
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“This driver is an energetic volunteer or cause-supporter who is often earnest and serious,” Dr. Orbuch notes. “This person is wearing his or her priorities on a sleeve (well, on the car…) and is interested in making a statement.”
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LOL!!! Riiiight. I consider the Sierra Club a bunch of whiners, and more often then not just delete their silly e-mails that they constantly send me.
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Just know that he or she “probably doesn’t have a sense of humor when it comes to rainforest preservation, veganism, or Dennis Kucinich,” she says. Ultimately, these drivers have good souls, she says: “People appreciate their commitment to their beliefs, even if they may be prone to preaching.”
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LOL!! I love PETA: People who Eat Tasty Animals! The rest of this is just as laughably wrong.
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What the car says about its owner’s love style: The hybrid driver is likely searching for someone who shares his or her politics and passions. “This driver is probably most apt to meet his or her perfect mate at a political march or a benefit,” says Dr. Orbuch. She also suggests that because this person may be a bit uptight in the love department; finding a mate who can loosen him or her up is essential.
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Political March? Blech!!! Uptight? Yeah, not even close.
Well, let's take a look at the other "Category"
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The car: A fully loaded SUV
What the car says about its owner: More often than not, an SUV driver is an organized person who might even be a bit of a paranoid pack-rat, Dr. Orbuch says. “AN SUV driver probably has everything from freeze-dried energy bars to emergency flares in the truck space,” she explains. The 4-wheel-drive tells you that this person wants to be prepared for both emergencies and for spontaneous adventures—a bit of a paradox, isn’t it? Dr. Orbuch notes that this person enjoys control and likes to be at the top of his or her game, whether it be sports, work, family, or trivia and ultimately is a motivated, energetic, and passionate person.
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Uh... Wow, that's actually pretty close. It's breakfast bars, not energy bars, and they're in the console, not the cargo area... and... uh... I have the 4-Wheel drive for snow too! Oh, the everything in the trunk space is completely wrong unless I'm actually moving cargo about. If it's not in use, other than the emergency kit, it's empty of clutter.
I'm not sure I'd call myself a paranoid pack-rat, but again, it's not that far off considering that I like to be prepared as much as possible.
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What the car says about its owner’s love style: “An SUV driver likely prefers his or her partners to also be organized, although it’s doubtful you can meet their standards in that department,” says Dr. Orbuch. She notes that the driver probably won’t mesh well with partners who lack a zest for life: “This person is looking for someone with a sense of adventure and even a bit of unpredictability—but chances are, he or she will have an extra toothbrush for you in case you forget yours!”
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Ha! Now we get to it... Well... That's mostly right too. Though I do like staying home and watching a movie too. Or talking. Being boring that way.
Though, I suspect that 98% of SUV drivers won't fit this, because they chose the SUV for image rather than use reasons.
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