You bit** about getting half the money back in your Co-op gasonline incentive programs! that was a nice yearly check before the hybrid

Hybrid Tax Rebates

...when you have a $95,000 sports car and you drive 10 miles per hour under the speed limit.

Retired: 2/11/06

LOLOL...while cruising the 'net the other night, I came upon a site that had a whole bunch of these in one document...anyone know the link to that? Forgot to bookmark it, and no lucky Googling it...

My hydroponics experiment

You ever notice how hard it is to lip read cartoon characters?
"Crazy is what the sane call Delta Flyer"

...while driving through a parking lot in electric mode, pedestrians look at you and you make a BIG production of acting like Fred Flintstone pedaling his car!


...some nut takes the time to compile 350+ responses to, "You know you're a real hydrid owner when..."

I must be mentally ill, but I'm compiling all of these responses and I'll forward them to Jason in the next day or so. Actual numbers are up around 350, as some folks who posted responses didn't number them. Several are fairly close in idea, but just a little in verbiage. We'll see how it shakes out...in the meantime, keep those posts coming!

363. …you get all the “politically-correct” musicians, actors and celebrities who SAY they own hybrids to sign yours.

Oooookay, gang...after going through all the responses to this thread, compiling them, adding numbers to the ones that didn't get them when they were posted, and doing away with duplicates, we're at 363...so 364? You're next!

bendmac was nice enough to compile the first 361 "ways" into a DOC file. Thanks, Neil!

Attached Files

You know you.doc (188.0 KB, 44 views)

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364 (or, maybe the real #1): There's a real hybrid in your garage!

(I'm pretty sure noöne's done that yet)

It won't let me download it....... Say's I'm either not logged in (which i am) or that I don't have access to it.....

Barb...

Well, it works for me; try saving it to My Docs or your Desktop and see if you can open it that way...NOOOOOO viruses or "boogums", I promise! (thanks, Jason, for posting it...)

Neil