Originally Posted by Tochatihu

374.1) and you're _still_ not satisfied with the correction!

and for Bob -

375) You write a hybrid FAQ.

DAS

Originally Posted by Pravus Prime

328. You've written the vehicle FAQ for your hybrid.

Originally Posted by Hondasucks

377) When your car breaks down and it is too advanced for even the people who designed it to be able to fix it

Originally Posted by Jeanne

329. ...your family members are also hybrid owners now, and their neighbo(u)rs are purchasing hybrids after having conversations with them.

330. ...you see one quickie 10-minute TV news-blurb about a sleek, beautiful, lightning-fast soy-diesel hybrid car being exhibited at the auto show which was crafted by students of a California reformatory school. They state in the interview that they suspect big oil's been bribing the auto industry for decades, and you discuss it at length with at least six people.



331. …you find out at the Honda dealership that the Insight is being discontinued and you implore them to please, please change their minds!



332. ...you keep a fully illustrated spec-sheet on your car in a folder, in your car for times when conversation with your passenger(s) has officially reached a lull.



333. ...your friends chat on and on about the luxuries, features and horsepower factors they're shopping for in their next vehicle whilst peering at the cars of others in traffic, and you continue to quietly drive, acknowledging their quest but never bonding with them. You instead choose to contentedly grin and steer, never pointing out the likelihood of their continued vehicular dissatisfaction.

Originally Posted by AlaricD

378. You don't let disparaging remarks about the complexity of the system, or the difficulty in finding qualified service personnel, deter you from enjoying every minute of Pure Hybrid Satisfaction(TM)