392 - You drive slower now - than when you were getting you learners permit.

393 - You have read the owners manual more than once.

394 - You hid your spare tire in your wife's car, along with the jack.

395) You wait in a parking lot at the edge of town waiting for a semi-trailer or boxy delivery truck to leave.

Bob Wilson

Operation Iraqi Oil Freedom:

Automatic, stock, project car.

My other 1500 cc car:

Automatic, stock, backup car.
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396 - You don't stop at Starbucks anymore on your way to work.

397 - You starting to get Carpal Tunnel in you right ankle.

Stop Global Warming Now...Block the Sun.

57-60mpg in recent tanks.
60mpg@60mph
Burn less foreign oil...get a hybrid.

398 - You wish your car had more than two trip counters. Four would be good. Really!

Stop Global Warming Now...Block the Sun.

57-60mpg in recent tanks.
60mpg@60mph
Burn less foreign oil...get a hybrid.

399 - You call in sick on windy days.

Stop Global Warming Now...Block the Sun.

57-60mpg in recent tanks.
60mpg@60mph
Burn less foreign oil...get a hybrid.

400 - You drive slower now than you ever have, but your wife complains that your driving is scarring her to death.

Stop Global Warming Now...Block the Sun.

57-60mpg in recent tanks.
60mpg@60mph
Burn less foreign oil...get a hybrid.

401 - You know that gas would have to be $10.88 per gallon, to equal what you were paying when you were driving your Tundra V8. (Perhaps, I've said too much.)

Stop Global Warming Now...Block the Sun.

57-60mpg in recent tanks.
60mpg@60mph
Burn less foreign oil...get a hybrid.