571) When you pull up to another hybrid at a stop light and challenge them to see who can get to the next light LAST...

572) When 49.6/0 is your mpg/hot chicks checking you out ratio.

573) You can outdrink your car.

574) Your car takes less than minimum wage to run.

Oh boy! That was one cool quote!

thanks, maybe should have read

575) takes a six figure salary to buy the car but minimum wage to run it

576 ) Your account is on "closed for inactivity" statute everytime every time you want to record a tank full-up in the greenhybrid web site
577 ) You have to change your obsolete computer every time you want to record a tank full-up in the greenhybrid web site
578 ) at your previous tank fill-up, Internet was not invented.
579 ) you change more often your tire than fill your tank

You guys are all geniuses here!

Kudos to you and to your hybrids!!!

Or if your state permits, remove the front tag and license plate frame entirely

560) You post an orange "Slow moving vehicle" farm equipment triangle in your rear window.

570) Even the Amish flip you off as they pass....

571) You try to improve your mpgs faster than gas prices are rising

572) U turns replace backing up

573) You dont want to change your bald tires because the new "bigger" ones with treads will hurt your apparent mpg

574) You go on a diet so you wont carry that extra 50lb belly along on trips

575) You wonder why you even need one hundred horsepower when you could ride ONE horse and get there almost as fast

576) Watching Wile E Coyote makes you wish you had a giant ACME magnet to help you draft behind semis

577) You crimp your tailpipe thinking you might get some jet propulsion out the back

578) You think that Little Miss Sunshine is a VW Hypermiler comedy....

579) You wish you could refuel like fighter jets do - without stopping

580) You hope that Pilot on your flight is NOT a hypermiler - or that the runways are REALLY long

Ahem,


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