598) You're the only person in your neighborhood who can afford to go on a road trip this summer.

LOL - yep its a tossup between flying the family to disney by skybus or driving this fall....

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599) You fill up about as often as you pass other cars on the road.

600) Your first 600 mile tank feels like getting straight As...Unless you think you can get 700 miles out of it

601) Whenever gas prices jump, the first thing you think about is how many more $ you are saving driving your hybrid.

602) When you break your right ankle, the first thing you think is ' **** there goes my FE!'

603) You like your car a little bit more every time you drive by a gas station.

...almost destroyed my keyboard laughing so hard...

2008 MMH 2WD: Black with premier package, nav, stone leather, moon & tune

604) You run out of gas because you forgot you ever had to fill up your hybrid.

egads I've been so focused on maintaining mileage I've blown right past the wife's shopping destinations....

605)...and can still silently glide into a gas station on electric.

606) You like overcast days, during the summer.
607) ...but always hate rainy days.

608) Driving your wife's gas-only Echo, you forgot that gas-only cars take 1/2 second to spin-up and move during an exciting turn in front of on coming traffic.

609) You have to recall that gas-only cars get better MPG at highway speed.

Bob Wilson

Operation Iraqi Oil Freedom:

Automatic, stock, project car.

My other 1500 cc car:

Automatic, stock, backup car.
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