Zoinks.... I just read all 638 of these in a row. ::rubs eyes::

639) ... driving the Prius is more fun than driving your BMW
640) ... you purchase a house based on your topographic map research
641) ... you purchase a house based on posted neighborhood speeds to allow sufficient ICE warmup time

You trade one Hybrid for another Hybrid:

Then you are Truly Ate-Up-With-It:

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643) ... you get angry at small bumps in the road because they ruin your foot position during your extended P&G glide

644. You haven't seen your keys in so long that you forget that they are in your purse.

645. You think every door will unlock when you touch the handle.

646) You can afford more expensive, brand gas because you need to little of it.

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647) When pulled over for rolling through a stop sign, you tell the cop that you are trying to fight global warming by driving your hybrid as efficiently as possible!

I've thought of this excuse before, and the chance that it would work Luckily I havn't had to test it out!

648) You realize how much better it could be if you could plug it in...

If your Prius is a plug-in hybrid wannabe like mine, or if you even suspect that it might be one, please see the following:

http://phev.wikispaces.com

649) You wish you had gotten "XCELENT" for your vanity plate!
650) Your friends ask you if you drove your hybrid car to the party and you reply, Which one?
651) You are really enjoying those downhill coasts and are constantly trying to break your previous coasting record!
652) You can't choose a Top Ten of these to put on a shirt because there are too many good ones to pick from!
653) You still smile, giggle and mentally pat yourself on the back when you get the Excellent signoff from your car!
654) You do #653 especially when your SUV owning friends are in the car with you!

Great thread! Hope to see some more!

re 654, Yep, that's me [LOL]. The only thing better would be if the Excellent signoff was a [selectable manly male or girly female] voice message sent to the Bluetooth before shutdown!

It is the ignorant among us that will eventually destroy us all.