You know you're a real hybrid owner when... - Page 49 - GreenHybrid

Big D Insightman · #**481** (**permalink**) 02-04-2008, 06:55 PM

You leave 1 1/2 hours early for work when you know that if you drove like everone else you could leave only 1 hour early. My 2c

bwilson4web · #**482** (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 02:39 PM

680) you know how many miles you get per Greenhybrid posting (12.5 MP-GHP.)

Bob Wilson

(Life, I need to get a life!)

gpsman1 · #**483** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 07:54 PM

681) You ponder buying space-age $100 spark plugs (4-pak) to save a dime of gas per week!

gpsman1 · #**484** (**permalink**) 02-19-2008, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rb1

and Originally Posted by spartybrutus

585) Bugs splat against your rear window

...almost destroyed my keyboard laughing so hard...

I was using a laptop... on my lap... and laughed so hard at this one... I dropped my computer to the floor... definately "Top Ten" material!
Tears in my eyes......

FastMover · #**485** (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 12:12 PM

682) On a long road trip, the number of "rest stops" exceeds the number of "fuel stops" by a factor greater than 2.

683) You keep a set of MP-3 "Jumper Cables" in the glove box just for giggles.

spartybrutus · #**486** (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 05:14 PM

not very new, but funny to me anyhow:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...20060502.phtml

FastMover · #**487** (**permalink**) 03-03-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spartybrutus

not very new, but funny to me anyhow:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesho...20060502.phtml

4. It's so expensive, Starbucks is selling Gasaccino

RE: Number 4 -- Aha moment!

Liquid fuel from coffee grounds! Now you have something worth the research dollars! Anybody know how to get a small business inovative research grant (SBIR)?

atlaw4u · #**488** (**permalink**) 03-11-2008, 08:36 AM

You get excited when up ahead of you on the freeway you see a slow moving semi and thus, when you follow it the other drivers think you are being held up instead of you holding up others while driving 10-20 miles below the posted speed limit.

atlaw4u · #**489** (**permalink**) 03-11-2008, 08:39 AM

When a police officer is following - you speed up for fear of being pulled over for driving too slowly.

ionut20 · #**490** (**permalink**) 03-14-2008, 05:28 AM

Better speed up