This is an awesome thread!
122) You've almost hit another car because you were concentrating too hard on the mpg bar display.
123) Your right foot is capable of adjusting milimeters back and forth in order to hit that 100 mpg marker.
124) You chuckle at SUV owners that get frustrated and race past you, only because they used more gas during that maneuver that you will for your entire commute to work.
125) You absolutely can't stand anyone else driving your car because they always mess up the mileage that you worked VERY hard to get.
126) You can't stand it in traffic when people stop, inch forward, stop, inch forward and mess up any chance you had to auto stop.
127) For you HCH owners: You've turned off your motor in a drive through to stop wasting gas and set the alarm without knowing it, then set it off while trying to restart it, which kills the starter, so you fumble for the alarm reset button only to realize it won't work that close to the dash, so you struggle to get the key out of the steering column and wave it around the car until you find the spot where the car can read it and stop the alarm. Then you sheepishly pull forward and get your fish filet from a smirking teenager. OK, maybe that was just me. :blink:
128) You take a small amout of pride in the fact that for cost of three tanks of gas in your friends 3/4 ton truck you could drive across the United States, only to have the pride immediately vanish when you need to pick up a load of landscaping bricks from the hardware store.
