OMG! Chuck Norris has a hybrid!
I love those silly Chuck Norris "facts".
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight in his bedroom. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he first checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had a contest with Lance Armstrong for "most testicles". Chuck Norris won by five.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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