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Originally Posted by Brady
Off topic: When I was a punk teenager I re-routed the windshield washer lines in my mom's Accord so that they sprayed on the tread of the front tires. 
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I have an even better story.
I used to work as a flat-rate mechanic at a Chevy dealership. The mechanic who worked in the stall next to me was a real funny guy, & he & the Service Manager used to pull practical jokes on each other constantly.
The Service Manager had a dealer demo car that he drove, & one day it had a problem & he brought it in for service. As luck would have it, the guy next to me got the car to work on. We where in upstate NY & it was the middle of the Winter.
The next morning, the Service Manager came in steaming mad & was chasing the mechanic all over the shop swearing at him while the mechanic was laughing hysterically. When I asked the mechanic what he had done, he told me he had removed the washer nozzle from the base of the hood & installed it under the dash & carefully aligned it to spray into the drivers lap......
He rerouted the washer hose through the firewall & under the dash to connect to it. Back in those days, when you pushed the washer button the washers automatically gave you 10 shots of fluid & there was no way to shut it off(it was a really stupid setup as it wasted a TON of fluid).
The Service Manager got half way home on a nasty sloppy Winter day & hit the washer button(he was wearing a suit at the time)...........
~John