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Originally Posted by tanstaafl14
Nice Hamlet analogy, Sledge. Here's mine (from the same scene):
HAMLET: What man dost thou dig it (this grave) for?
1ST CLOWN: For no man, sir.
HAMLET: What woman, then?
1ST CLOWN: For none, neither.
HAMLET: Who is to be buried in't?
1ST CLOWN: One that was a big car manufacturer, sir; but, rest its soul, it's dead.

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We can extend this beyond Shakespeare. How about Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Free market: Bring out your dead!
Consumers: Here's one.
Free market: Ninepence.
GM: I'm not dead!
Free market: What?
Consumers: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
GM: I'm not dead!
Free market: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Consumers: Yes he is.
GM: I'm not!
Free market: He isn't?
Consumers: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
GM: I'm getting better!
Consumers: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Free market: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
GM: I don't want to go on the cart!
Consumers: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Free market: I can't take him.
GM: I feel fine!
Consumers: Well, do us a favor.
Free market: I can't.
Consumers: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Free market: No, I've got to go to Ford.
Consumers: Well, when's your next round?
Free market: Thursday.
GM: I think I'll go for a walk.
Consumers: You're not fooling anyone you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
GM: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop]
Consumers: Ah, thanks very much.
Free market: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
