A guy goes to the doctor complaining that every time he passes gas, instead of the usual sound, out comes
"H O N D A"!!!!!. The doctor checks him over but finds nothing wrong. He then goes to a gastric specialist who listens to his story about whenever he passes gas, the sound that comes out is a loud 'H O N D A' !!!! . This doctor also finds nothing.

While walking out he sees a dentist office across the street, and figures he'll try him also. He tells the dentist about how every time he passes gas, the sound that comes out is a loud "H O N D A"!!. The dentist checks his teeth and finds a cavity. He puts in a filling and tells the man he's cured and sends him on his way.

What's the moral of the story?
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...............abcess makes the fart go Honda.

'00 Insight "Wazabi" -75,000+ miles
'03 Toyota Matrix - 81,000+ miles
'03 HCH-CVT-OSBM-41,000+ miles (retired 04-10-06)
"I'm very secure with my little Insight, no Prius envy here."

OK. I'll admit it. I laughed.

Was that your own creation?

*** Retired after 65,000 outstanding miles ***

Noooo. I'm not that creative. Really it's not though. Stumbled across it by accident and it just felt right to share it here since it fits so well.

'00 Insight "Wazabi" -75,000+ miles
'03 Toyota Matrix - 81,000+ miles
'03 HCH-CVT-OSBM-41,000+ miles (retired 04-10-06)
"I'm very secure with my little Insight, no Prius envy here."

okey dokey!

http://www.greenhybrid.com/compare/mileage/car/1827/signature.png

groan

Best fill 66.7 MPG, best tank 801.5 miles



laurie, central minnesota

Ok, but Honda passes less gas than any other automaker. Why not Dodge?

60.3mpg lifetime - 71mpg in winter months

Best Run >
www.cleanmpg.com

"fanatic" is what the lazy call the dedicated

my honda passes more gas (stations) than any other on the road!

2000 Honda Insight. Kenwood MP3 head unit, Blaupunkt door speakers, dual Cobalt amps, 3 MTX stealth subs, 4th very-high-mounted brake light, Sumitomo tires, yellow-top, hot induction air mod, tinted, SG2, MIMA, center armrest.


best tank 78.4 mpg

Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.

-- Elenor Roosevelt

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." Swap the letters around and that's what makes the joke.

'00 Insight "Wazabi" -75,000+ miles
'03 Toyota Matrix - 81,000+ miles
'03 HCH-CVT-OSBM-41,000+ miles (retired 04-10-06)
"I'm very secure with my little Insight, no Prius envy here."

Back in the days when Star wars first came out, the franchise made much moola from their action figures.

But one corporate analyst noticed a glitch for one of their action figures in one market. The research team went to work and finally concluded that:

Detroiters do not like Toy Yodas. (Groan)

'06 FEH 2WD "Sainte Marie"