Ha! That's fantastic. Imagine me, a soccer fanatic, scrolling down into "anything goes" for my semi-annual check, and here is a thread with the word "soccer" in it!
Thanks for sharing this, I will have to forward it to all my fellow soccer players and fans!
If ice hocky's more your style, here's the full (1 hour) episode of the Winter Olympics from Top Gear, which near the end included ice hocky in some more minicars:
Come to think of it, I've played against a number of big galoot-like defenders that probably would fall into the "hummer" category. It's nothing that a good nutmeg or two wouldn't fix...