Well,

Upon further review, I noticed that you are from NJ. You must have the fast talking version and the fuse locations in your manual are probably on page 200 or so. I on the other hand, have the slow talking version. Our manual has another 126 pages because we talk so slow here in the south....

 

As a former New Jerseyan who moved South over 20 years ago, I learned quickly that Southerners talk slow but think fast; a definite advantage over us Northern 'lip-shooters'.

A few other observations about Southerners: 1. They don't really care how 'we did it up North'. 2. Beeping your horn at another driver better be because you're saying hello. 3. Don't think you can move into the other lane because the nose of your car is ahead of the car alongside like we did in Jersey (see #1 again). 4. Speed limit signs are advisory but try not to exceed them by more than 15 mph. 5. Yellow lights are there to tell you to speed up or the light will be TOO red when you go through it. LOL.

Al